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by AscultatorDeHipHop » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:16 pm

Maaaaa ! Ce masina iti iei daca iei carnetul?
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by Sunny » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:30 pm

Doua blonde discuta intre ele: -Spune-mi draguto . Ce inseamna sex? -Sex este cand te fardezi putin, intrii la bar, faci ochi dulci unui tanar,el te invita la cateva paharele, te culci cu el, si el iti lasa pe masa ceva bani . . . . .. - Si ce inseamna sex bun? - Sex bun este cand te fardezi putin, intrii la bar, faci ochi dulci unui tanar,el te invita la cateva paharele, te culci cu el, si el iti lasa o multime de bani pe masa . . . - Si ce inseamna dragoste? - Ah, dragostea este o inventie evreiasca ca sa nu-ti plateasca
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by Mastertrap21 » Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:21 am

Fain asta.
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by Sunny » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:37 pm

Ca sa nu mai spuneti ca sunt anti-blasfemii. :))














Mai bun ca bancul... :)
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by Ovidinho » Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:32 am

Tari ultimele bancuri :))).
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by Albertino » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:03 pm

"So Lionel Messi meets a woman, he starts talking to her trying to get some. They go to her place. She goes to the bathroom doing her lady stuff. So she gets into the bedroom and see´s two other men on her bed. She yells what´s going on here. So Messi says "What I can´t perform without Xavi and Iniesta"

Sa tii cu o echipa doar pentru c-aduna trofee,
E ca si cum ai iubi doar pentru bani o femeie.
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by marik » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:09 pm

:)) tare bancu :lol: :lol:
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by AK47 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:52 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

cel mai tare
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by Albertino » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:57 pm

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Sa tii cu o echipa doar pentru c-aduna trofee,
E ca si cum ai iubi doar pentru bani o femeie.
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by Ovidinho » Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:32 pm

Albertino wrote:"So Lionel Messi meets a woman, he starts talking to her trying to get some. They go to her place. She goes to the bathroom doing her lady stuff. So she gets into the bedroom and see´s two other men on her bed. She yells what´s going on here. So Messi says "What I can´t perform without Xavi and Iniesta"

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